I climb up onto my kitchen table on my hands and knees and straddle the juice pitcher. I’m so excited I can’t get my urine to start flowing. After awhile, I get a good stream going and I fill up the pitcher.
As usual, I get turned on from my perverted behavior. I start stroking my dick and coax a nice load out of it and into the piss filled pitcher.
I’m naked in my bathtub and I lay down to get nice and comfortable. My bladder is so full I can hardly get the piss flowing through my urethra. I finally relieve myself all over my thigh, genitals, and stomach. The pungent smell of my pee starts to invade my nostrils which turns me on. I rub my piss juice into my skin and all over my scrotum.
I stand up and feel my warm pee dripping down my legs, and I notice that my tub is totally filthy from my pee and dirty feet. I’m really turned on now so I grab some lube and get a Sharpie marker greased up to stick into my ass. I warm up my sphincter with my finger and slide the object into my shit hole. I have to be gentle because my “mangina” is tight and small! Soon my cock is nice and hard so I start stroking it. I continue playing with the marker and then give my anus some more finger fun as I continue to give my dick some firm tugs. Thoughts of cumming into your mouth run through my mind and before I know it I’m stroking harder and grunting with pleasure as I squeeze out my steamy semen into my hand. I feel naughty for being so perverted but I can’t help rubbing my warm spunk and piss into my skin with pleasure.
I really wanted to make a tribute video for fellow XTube user “Anna_Is_Horny” where I finished by cumming on a photo of her but my damn printer is broken so I couldn’t do this. It’s all good though. I contacted Anna and she was nice enough to offer to send me a pair of her pussy juice drenched panties and some photos so I can make a proper tribute video. Until then, I shot this video of me jacking off using a banana peel.
I bring myself right up to the edge and start playing one of Anna’s videos. I wanted to cum at the same time she does in the video but I was off by just a bit. Oh well! I had fun anyway and got off on her sexy body and wonderful pleasure sounds. If you haven’t seen Anna, check her out… she’s sexy and very naughty – plus she takes requests. What a sweetheart!
I’m not sure why but XTube had the video upload tool offline yesterday so I couldn’t post some amateur Asian porn for you. Sorry about that. I promise you it was worth the wait (it always is!) I was up to some more kinky adventures in this next video:
I unzip my shorts and pull them down exposing my flaccid dick. On the chair is a filthy old sock. I put my cock inside of it and start pissing. I play with the pee soaked sock, wringing it out and wrapping the warm thing around my dick – using it as a make-shift, piss drenched fuck hole. Soon after, I’m stroking it fast and hard as I cum on the pee soaked sock, grunting and shuddering in complete satisfaction!
I’ve been in a freaky mood lately. Case in point: While peeing into a plastic zip lock bag I got so turned on by being such a naughty boy. What’s a guy to do? Rub it out of course! After spending a bit of time masturbating, I spray my steamy jizz into the same plastic bag that I just pissed into. Hot!
I was feeling very kinky on this particular morning. Hungry and horny, I decided to pour myself a bowl of cereal but before I eat my breakfast, I lube my stiff dick, jerk off, and glaze the shredded wheat with my man juice. Voila… a cum frosted breakfast! Eating the cum covered food came as a bit of a surprise. Guess I got caught up in the moment… Enjoy!
Thanks to the folks over at XTube, I’ll now be able to provide you with my very own homemade porn videos! I know you’re going to love my movies because I get really nasty in them. I just signed up for an account today and I’ve already shot two raunchy videos plus I’ve already cut together my intro movie.
Here’s what you have to look forward to:
And that’s just from the first two homemade flicks I made today 
As soon as XTube approves my legal paperwork, I’ll start posting my homemade amateur porn videos. These are true original movies of me, Cal, an Asian/Pacific-Islander amateur getting off just for you.
FYI: You can join XTube for free so be sure to check out me and all of the other naughty people posting their amateur porn!